Let’s make this a Nevada tradition, like eating giant hamburgers and parking cars on top of Kentucky blue grass. Saturday, May 10th 2008 is the first annual, Sue Ryan Jerz Day. Winner will receive a live rant from a drunken Ryan Jerz @ the imperial Bar on the evening of your choice.
Please submit your Ryan Jerz Law Suit Here by Friday May 9th for acceptance. Entries will be judged on “sounding legal,” knowledge of the real Jerz, and making the judges shoot milk out their noses. Judges will be myself and the Scripper. We reserve all rights even though we don’t know what that means. No purchase is necessary and this is not part of a complete breakfast.